What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Elena and the Season 3 balance patch for Street Fighter 6 are technically releasing a day early due to time zone differences - EventHubs

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

So they tried

Do you believe that it is right that one Federal judge can block a President's decisions?

So, the docs changed it to read

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Caitlin Clark Had Brutally Honest Take on Her Shooting Struggles in Fever’s Loss - Sports Illustrated

No go.

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Do you agree with a toy company CEO that 'tariffs are almost like speeding towards a brick wall but the driver of the car doesn’t see it yet and by the time he does, it’ll be too late to hit the brakes.'?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Nicholas Galitzine Says Masters of the Universe Has Wrapped Production - Variety

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the best skin care for oily skin that has acne?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Shedeur Sanders Near-Perfect During Browns Drills on Wednesday - Sports Illustrated

No, not a chance

No way

Still no good

Evan Engram embraces the “Joker” role in the Broncos’ offense - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

How do you weigh in on the Vance-couch conversation?